The Political Identity Quiz
What Kind of
Liberal Are You?
Take the
Liberal Identity Quiz and find out whether you're a Peace Patroller, Eco-Avenger, Social Justice Crusader, Working Class Warrior, Reality-Based Intellectualist, or New Left Hipster.
What liberal blogs are saying about the quiz:
“Freakily accurate”
“Funniest
quiz I've seen in months”
“It was almost as if this survey looked into my soul”
“I
threw out all of my razors and burned all of my bras in honor of the
quiz results”
“It must be true,
because the internets told me”
What Kind of
Conservative Are You?
Take the
Conservative Identity Quiz and find out whether you're a Faith-Based Fighter, Flag-Waving Everyman, Free Marketeer, Values Guardian, Anti-Government Gunslinger, or Freedom Crusader.
What conservative blogs are saying about the quiz:
“Man, does
THAT ever hit the nail on the head.”
“Best
political quiz yet… You don’t want to miss it!”
“Good
Lord, it pegged me”
“I
enjoyed piling Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Very Ill, and Michael Moore
into a naked human pyramid.”
“Hysterical … Spot on!
... Amazing! ... Hell yezzle! ... Dude!”

