Introduction
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1
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Chapter 1: What It Means to Be a
Conservative
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7
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What Breed of Conservative Are You? (Take
the quiz) |
9 |
| The Conservative Manifesto |
15 |
| Rate Your Partisan Intensity Quotient
(PIQ) |
17 |
| What’s Your State of Embattlement? |
20 |
Chapter 2: Know Your Enemy
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25
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| The Liberal Manifesto |
26 |
| A Field Guide to the Liberal Genus |
28 |
| How to Rate a Liberal’s Partisan Intensity
Quotient (PIQ) |
34 |
| Frequently Asked Questions about
Liberals |
37 |
| A Glimpse into the Liberal Utopia |
40 |
Chapter 3: Can’t We All Just Get
Along?
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43
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| A Day in the Life of Conservatives vs.
Liberals |
44 |
| Battle of the Bumper Stickers |
48 |
| What Conservatives Say vs. What Liberals
Hear |
50 |
| What Liberals Say vs. What Conservatives
Hear |
52 |
| Common Enemies We Can All Agree to
Hate |
53 |
Chapter 4: Basic Training
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59
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| The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective
Partisans |
60 |
| How Woefully Ineffective Are You? |
64 |
| How Not to Be an Asshole |
66 |
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The
Ten Commandments of Partisan Warfare (Read the list) |
69 |
| How to Frame the Debate Using Simple Jedi Mind
Tricks |
72 |
| How to Avoid Unhinged Lunatics |
76 |
Chapter 5: How to Win Friends While
Antagonizing People |
79
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| How to Survive Family Sparring
Matches |
80 |
| What to Do If You’re Sleeping With the
Enemy |
83 |
| How to Manage Workplace Squabbles |
86 |
| How to Clash with Perfect Strangers |
89 |
| How to Properly Engage in Internet Flame
Wars |
91 |
Chapter 6: Advanced Battle Tactics
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95
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| How to Detect Bullshit |
96 |
| How to Trip Up a Bullshitter |
99 |
| How to Spot Logical Fallacies |
101 |
| “Strategery” for the Advanced
Combatant |
106 |
| How to Argue Like a Liberal in Fourteen Easy
Steps |
112 |
| How to Win When You Can’t Win Them
Over |
113 |
Chapter 7: Kick-Ass Arguments: A Step-By-Step
Guide
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119
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| Conservatism: Why It Promotes Individual
Liberty |
121 |
| Taxes and the Economy: Why Conservatism Is
Better for Your Wallet |
126 |
| Defending America: Why Liberals Can't Hack
It |
132 |
| Iraq: Why Failure Is Not an Option |
137 |
| Liberalism: Why It's Weak and Wrong |
142 |
Chapter 8: The Liberal Hall of
Shame
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147 |
| The Wing of Sex Fiends, Perverts, and
Adulterers |
148 |
| The Wing of Morons |
151 |
| The Wing of Crooks and Degenerates |
154 |
| The Wing of Celebrity Blowhards |
157 |
Chapter 9: You’ve Won the Battle, Now Help
Win the War
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159
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| Six Unconventional Things You Can Do to Save
the World from Liberals |
160 |
After-Words
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167 |
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When All Else Fails: 27,000 Ways to Insult
Liberals |
167 |
Acknowledgments
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171
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About the Author
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175
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